Turn Global Warming into Global Wanking

We can no longer accept electricity that has been generated through the unhealthy and destructive practices of governments and industry. We need a way to put healthy power generation into our own hands.

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Rise Up and Do Your Part

New technology is being perfected that holds the promise of allowing each and every man to play his part in creating a better world. Developed here at the Westan Academy of Natural Kinetics (W.A.N.K.), the “Wankamo” utilizes the proven and safe technology of “Electro-magnetic” induction to harvest natural masculine energy and share it with all.

We Need Members

Unfortunately this research and development is both sensitive and expensive, we need your help to keep it up. Often our scientists and engineers are forced to work long and hard in cramped conditions with aging and sometimes second-rate equipment. Though our staff is both proud and dedicated, the embarrassing truth is we can’t do it alone. For this reason we have created “The Healthy Power Endowment”. Through the sales of Wankamo products, we are able to grow our endowment and expand our commitment to this important research. Please consider becoming an upstanding member of the Healthy Power Community by purchasing a Wankamo product for yourself, a friend, or loved one now. If we all pull together, we can change the world.